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principatus:

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

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I don’t want to be 
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

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loveyourchaos:

What.

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sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talentimage

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

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the-absolute-best-posts:

urbnskte:
someone buy me one


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urbnskte:

someone buy me one

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jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

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xoxoentwined:

tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.


Uh……

xoxoentwined:

tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.

Uh……

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